— This onion won’t make me cry.
— Your diploma is useless and you have lost 5 years of youth.
By the way, your potatoes are burning.
The most useless things in the world.
I don’t want to eat, give me a smartphone I need to upload pictures.
People who eat with their mouth opened.
— Do you have something?
— Porn, memes, When a man got into the cage with a lion.
— Eat him.
The heart of a single and independent woman.
— Have you got any talent?
«The master of sleep»
—Doctor, I have a lot of problems in my job and my husband has found a mistress. I feel really bad and I don’t know who can help me.
—But it is a temporary solution.
—I have no idea who Jessica is, but she is my soul mate.
«Why fall in love when you can fall asleep«.