Fastest way to burn fat
Interview in an IT company.
—So, what makes you suitable for this job?
—I hacked your computer and invited myself for this interview.
No ones ever gonna love you with that attitude.
When it is time for scholarship but your balance is 0.
Depression. Games. Memes.
When you are watching TV and they mention your forsaken of God and man city.
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes of your break…
—You never listen me, you only hear what you want to hear.
—Sure babe, we can order pizza.
—A woman shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor.
—That is correct!
—And it took you 20 minutes to arrest her. Why?
—The floor was still wet.
When you look hot as hell and your mom tells you to go change.