cop: your car smells like weed
me: it is a tesla
cop: sorry sir have a nice day
When you go to get your eyebrows arched and they ask if you want your mustache waxed too.
The same idea with different design.
Doctor, my back hurts when I wake up in the morning Wake up in the afternoon.
She: Darling why are you sad?
He: Just found out that the world is flat
She: No it’s not
He: You are my world
My two personalities.
When you committed suicide to end your stupid meaningless life but you reincarnated.
Don’t feel bad if someone rejects or ignores you. People usually reject or ignore expensive things because they can’t afford them.
Me when it’s 1:39 am and I need a light night snack.
If you call me from a private number I will respect your privacy and not answer.