Me when my classmates are talking
about their answers after the exam
Never buying chinese headphones
Women running their bath water
All you need is love…and cat
Все что тебе нужно это любовь…и котик
I never make the same mistake twice
I make it 5 or 6 times to be sure
When you finally get a girlfriend after
years of being horny and lonely.
So long, partner.
Scientists have developed the first
Telescopic contact lens. This lens is
capable of zooming your vision to 3 times.
All we asked for was to exit Youtube
while playing music
Me risking my job, career and future
to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep
Me, drunk and oversharing my life
story and many mental health
problems to a group of frightened
strangers at the bar
This is how France celebrated FIFA win.
The photographer is an idiot