It was a joke! I am not pregnant.
—You drank yesterday. How did you sleep?
Sleeping competition held in Madrid is the only competition I could become the champion of .
Look! I can do without hands.
Without a girlfriend.
Without a job.
Without the future.
When you ate a small piece of broccoli.
My brain during maths.
My brain during choosing beer.
When you are opening chips.
What do boys want?
That’s why the US were afraid of the USSR