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—Doctor, I feel pain when I breathe.
—Try not to breathe. That’ll be $1000, cash only.
She said to tie her to the bed and do whatever I want.
And be careful, Cinderella. Your rose will become a cabbage after 30.
— Would you like some beer?
ANARCHY IN GERMANY
The result of hard work and life planning.
A baby is never a «surprise» or «mistake«. You had sex without a condom. What did you expect? «A plasma TV?»
—Wanna come over tonight?
—Sorry, I’m having a threesome with an older couple tonight.
—My parents won’t be home.
When you have really good food but you can’t find the perfect movie.
What if we could use 100% of brain power?